In NZ we have privatised the license plate business so you can get whatever you want at a price you can't afford. You can get em online from
http://www.plates.co.nz/ where the right plate will lift that dull existence into the realms of high adventure. I'd love to get the plate

but at $900 (GBP360) it is a long way down the wish list. I think even some things on the wife's list rank higher than a ponce plate.
Never say die. At least not while you're still breathing.