Off topic, ish, I once had a 1963 DAF YA324 army truck and obviously the handbook for it was in Dutch. I swore a lot in English when working on that thing's wretched Hercules JXC side-valve engine, but never learned to swear in Dutch. The only thing I learned from the whole experience was (a) Versnellingsbak (reduction gear box) (b) banden (tyres) and (c) accu (battery). I can now speak Dutch with confidence, albeit in rather limited company, and only about three things...

John