As long as the UFO's are from the planet, Vulcan, we'll be alright. The Klingons might be out gunned if they land in some of our less than desirable urban areas, and the rest of the Galactic tourists, having heard Earth girls are easy, may be confused watching the cable news networks while they were expecting something else.
Don't you folks think it's about time for the U.N. to set up an Interplanetary Tourist Bureau with a decent marketing campaign? They could use our TR7's has backdrops in the ads placed in 'STAR' magazine, on billboards around various space stations, and the 10:00 o'clock Smell-o-vision newscasts, since they so closely resemble the Scout Ships used by the Roving Cultural Attaches from the Planet Zongo.
(As you can see, even tho my body is still sore from replacing the right side axle bearing a few days ago, my imagination remains unfettered.)
Mildred Hargis
